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Andorra
There once was a man from Andorra
Whose language woes were a horra.
He said “When I can,
I speak Catalan,
Which the French and the Spanish abhorra.”

Saskatchewan
Regina is the capital of Saskatchewan
Well… nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
‘Course, I could rhyme something with its capital city,
But I guarantee it wouldn’t be pretty.

Liechtenstein
Liechtenstein’s a city, you see,
In between two real countries.
If it had ears, I’d certainly tell it
I’d prefer to visit than to spell it.

The Vatican
A bishop of the Holy See
Gave the Pope this elegy:
“In this tiny location
With great population
I’ll need a miracle just to breathe.”
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Viola-Player Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Pepetraun rhymes with Saskatchewan.
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M-The-Cellist Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was referring to REAL words....
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Viola-Player Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Well to bad, I was referring to FAKE words, whatcha gonna do!?

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Cheyenne-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:clap: :D
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