There once was a man from Andorra
Whose language woes were a horra.
He said “When I can,
I speak Catalan,
Which the French and the Spanish abhorra.”
Regina is the capital of Saskatchewan
Well… nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
‘Course, I could rhyme something with its capital city,
But I guarantee it wouldn’t be pretty.
Liechtenstein’s a city, you see,
In between two real countries.
If it had ears, I’d certainly tell it
I’d prefer to visit than to spell it.
A bishop of the Holy See
Gave the Pope this elegy:
“In this tiny location
With great population
I’ll need a miracle just to breathe.”